Friday, 7 June 2013

You know you're a mum when.....



You will happily sing "The Wheels on the Bus", with all the actions, on a crowded bus, just to stop your toddler having a tantrum

When you get excited because its sunny, not so you can sunbathe, but so you can get lots of washing done.

You secretely wonder who's the sexiest - Mr.Bloom or Justin Fletcher...

Leaving the house is a military operation....

You know you're a mum when every item of clothing you own is, was or will soon be covered in food/milk/sick/snot!

It get's to the afternoon and realise you haven't eaten....

You find your kids jokes about flatulence and poo as funny as they do.

Anything after 7am is a lie in....

When the kids are in bed, you re-enter the lounge, pop the TV on and it's still set for Nick Jr but you don't change it over for a good half an hour.

You know the Dora The Explorer theme tune by heart but have no idea who's number one in the charts these days...

You have your little one's toast crusts for breakfast....

You have a bath with rubber ducks...

You cant remember the last time you spent money on yourself, but your kids have more toys than you have space for

You'd rather catch your childs vomit in your hands than risk the sofa or carpet...

You think you can cut hair....

You cut up your other half's sandwiches into tiny triangles...

You buy enough milk on a weekly basis to sponsor an entire dairy farm...

You listen to your kids’ favorite tunes even when you’re driving by yourself....

Cutting a tiny person’s finger nails terrifies you....

A hot cup of tea/coffee is a novelty...

You know wet wipes clean everything...

When you need to use the bathroom you leave the door open as you just know one of them will follow you.

You sit on the loo far longer than you need to just for a bit of peace if nobody has followed you in there... 

Silence is suspicious not golden...

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14 comments :

  1. I recognise quite a few of these! When we used to get our shopping delivered, the delivery people used to without fail comment on the amount of milk we get! as does anyone who opens our fridge! lol.

    came over from #pocolo :D

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    1. The delivery guys always say to me I should buy a cow...lol
      Thanks for the visit :)

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  2. I love this! I can relate to all your points. Really made me smile x

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  3. I can defo relate to some of these but think I willhave to wait until my ababy girl is a toddler for the others. Oh, and I have always found farts funny! x

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    1. Ohh you have it all to come...hehehe :p

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  4. Oh dear I can still identify with many of these and my daughters are eighteen - you'd think I'd have moved on. Very funny post x

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  5. Funny how lots of these sound familiar - particularly making an idiot of myself in public :)

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  6. Actual lol for the sick comment. Do you also have an uncontrollable urge to point out tractors/ ambulances / police cars to an empty car?

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  7. It is scary how it describes me to a t. I do love Mr Tumble, and the only place where I can find a few minutes of peace is the loo.

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  8. Haha yes I am nodding to most of these! x

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  9. It's Mr Bloom. No competition!
    Stopped over from PoCoLo x

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  10. I had a good chuckle at this! Sooo true and wet wipes do clean everything, don't they? :-D

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  11. Lol! This is brilliant! Whilst my little one is only nearly 7 months so many apply! I've also had you know you're a mum when you get rid of your shower for a shower/bath & you change your car for an estate with 5 doors as taking half the house in a 3 dr hatch wasn't practical!

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