Sunday, 10 March 2013

Happy Mothers Day!!

You know you're a mother when....
You count the sprinkles on each kid’s cake to make sure they’re equal.

You find yourself cutting your husbands’ sandwiches into cute shapes.

You can’t bear to give away baby clothes – it’s so final.

You hear your mother’s voice coming out of your mouth when you say, “NOT in your good clothes!”
You stop criticizing the way your mother raised you.    
 You hire a get a babysitter because you haven’t been out with your other half in ages, then spend half the night checking on the kids.
You hide in the bathroom to be alone.
Your kid throws up and you catch it.
Someone else’s kid throws up at a party. You keep eating.

You use your own saliva to clean your child’s face.
You’ve mastered the art of placing large quantities food on a plate without anything touching. 
You hope ketchup is a vegetable, since it’s the only one your child eats.
Your feet stick to the kitchen floor, and you don’t care.

Your handbag is crammed with emergency toys, candy and first aid supplies.

You can remove chewing gum from just about anything.
You say at least once a day, “I’m not cut out for this job”, but you know you wouldn’t trade it for anything.

Hope all you mothers have a great day today and get spoilt rotton!! xxx

1 comment :

  1. Aww this is so lovely, funny and gross all at the same time! lol!